WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER?
PISSED THE SEAT AND HIDE MY KEYS?
GO COUNT YOUR [richard]
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WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER?
PISSED THE SEAT AND HIDE MY KEYS?
TG: "WHERE'S THE PAPER TOWELS?"
Son: "Dad, they're over here."
TG: "THROW THEM TO ME."
*Son throws the paper towels, hits him in the groin.*
TG: "OUCH...MOTHERF.UCKER HIT ME IN THE D.ICK. BE GLAD IT WASN'T HARD.." *Grabs paper towel.* "This I mean..NOT MY D.ICK."
Where's your God now?
"Do, or do not. There is no 'try' ". [i] - Yoda[/i]
"I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU WALK A MILE IN MY [censored]." [i]Danny AKA Tourettes Guy.[/i]
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I HOPE THIS IS THE PUFF DADDY VERSION OF THIS SONG....
NOT THAT STING PIECE OF [censored]!!!!
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!! !
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Son: "Dad...there's some white stuff on the floor."
TG: "THAT'S MY A$S."
Where's your God now?
"Do, or do not. There is no 'try' ". [i] - Yoda[/i]
"I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU WALK A MILE IN MY [censored]." [i]Danny AKA Tourettes Guy.[/i]
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